I am gay therefore I am not a hipster. Gay hipsters do not exist, its a fact, there are sexually ambiguous hipsters, but gay hipsters simply do not exist. Gays just have naturally good taste, we also enjoy many ironic things.
Ok my life goal is to gain enough scholarly credentials to have access to the Vatican archives
Yay did really well on that midterm!
Down in Kent for my midterm
So earlier as my mom was walking into our house, our neighbor asked her to ask me if he could bum a smoke. I told her to tell him I didn’t have any. I don’t care for this gentleman very much. I mean thanks for making things awkward, like what if she didn’t know I smoked. Even though she does, she doesn’t like it that I do. I don’t like when its brought up. Also I...
6 hours of math later
I’m gonna shoot myself
I'm tired of waking up horny, hungover, and alone.
Feel free to submit me your noodz at any point of the night. For my eyes only I promise
Drinking beer outta souvenir plastic cup = class